In the life of a pampered Bulldog!

Life through the eyes of a pampered Bulldog.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Saved by the Paw!


Its been a minute since I last posted! Like always, a lot has went on since my last Treatland Crisis. It has gotten much much better though thanks to my good friends at The Petite Paw!

Its pretty darn sad that the 'rents have to wait until I win a dog treat contest, in order to remember that I have been out of 'poopie outside snacks' for weeks now!- I see it as my Bulldog Treat Stimulus package, myself! You should have seen my 'rent's eyes when they opened the package -addressed to me- and see it was chocked full of healthy treats - it was priceless!! Oh, and they were the perfect treats to serve as an automatic guilt trip too! There was at least a pound of individually wrapped Happy Hips brand treats for joint mobility AND they were all healthy ingredients- which my mom apparently loves since she is so picky what she 'lets' me eat.

I just sat back and looked at them with my 'But I was just innocently sitting over here' eyes while they opened my empty treat jar and stuffed them inside. I of course, made sure they saw me posing as I sniffed the air for good measure. They knew they couldnt get anything past me.

So, like I was hoping for, the rents continued to buy me more Happy Hips to replinish the loot I scored with The Petite Paw! Thanks a lot and for that you get this award! -->

Ill post more later on how I got attacked by a goose! No- NOT COOL!!!

Friday, February 20, 2009

My Economic Crisis in Treatland.....

Can you guess whats missing in these sad pics? TREATS.....
That's right, 3 holidays I went with no extra bag of treats!
Truly humans, its not that hard! I know times are tough economically, but- geesh! Whats a Bulldog gotta do for a bag of Happy Hips or a Greenie 'er two? I'm about two wind breaks from a Bull strike! I'll give the 'rents 24 hours to pay up the treats or I'll leave a nice, heaping present on the kitchen floor! The clock starts NOW.......

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Look who gets to pose with Jessica Simpson!!!!

Check out this studly hunk featured on Virtual Dog Park! Yes, of course I will autograph your favorite chew toy.... please take a number!!

I'll rant later!

Oh- p.s. my original human breeder/mommy has a new website that my mom suggests I update in my links. Check em out if you want a little hunky bullwrinkle like me- they have a new litter of Bullie puppies available!!

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year Cheer

Hey all! I hope you all had a grrrreat Christmas and warm delights from our house to yours tonight for New Years Eve!!
I added a couple new links as I am now a member of DogTime animal media and the new link labeled "Click HERE" is a great site that helps to feed homeless animals all over with our help by simply clicking on the donation button- we dont have to do a thing as sponsors donate mola on a per click basis!! So get to clickin!
No body should have to be hungry and cold this winter! (Those are my two least favorite things- Hungry and Cold....Although, Baths are up there in the category too!)

(p.s. I'll be postin some pics soon of our holiday excursion!)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Pleasant Surprise!

It was Friday night...I was all comfy cosy in my bed when all of a sudden I heard the pitter patter of a heavily slung sweet smelling beauty walk on the sidewalk, outside our front door. I rushed downstairs to say it wasn't so. To my hearts desire, walked in my long time girlfriend Zoey! Uncle Alex and she came all the way from Cincinnati to see me- and the 'rents I suppose.

We ran around the house like two wild hogs- as mom put it! We romped and played, took a break here and there on the cool kitchen floor and then went wallering again! I shared my pull toys and my beloved extra large tennis ball! (I know right?! Trust me dudes, shes worth it!) We were so pooped from all that running, we straight up passed OUT! It had been at least a year since my last play date. I was worried that she wouldn't be in to me anymore. - But to my surprise, she told me that she liked older guys anyway and in fact she came for my birthday celebration! My 4th Birthday was actually on Tuesday, the 11th, but I had to wait for the weekend to celebrate it, due to the 'rents work schedules. Let me tell ya, it was worth the wait!!

Mom and I have been working on our Holiday greeting cards that we send out to family and friends and well... since you all are my buds, I'll send along the good cheer to you!

Later dudes! XOXOO, Cyrus.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Hog Heaven

I survived Turkeyday. I know many of you were concerned that I'd overindulge myself and gain much un-needed weight. So, rest assure my friends, I scored no Turkey. The 'Rents and I went to my Grammies house the day before the feast. There I met up with my Aunt's dog Zuzu. Shes an Italian Greyhound. Shes pretty cool but, I can't keep up with her! The cats and I think shes on the dog equivalent of crack. She is always running and constantly chasing something. When shes not running around, shes shivering cold, trying to get into someones lap or crawling under covers. I told her that she might gain a fat wrinkle or two if she hung out with me for a while and stopped all that running. Now, I have no problem with her trying to get on to my Grammies lap, my mom's lap or anyone else's lap. But the pint size crossed the line when she snuck up on my dad's lap. I walked in from outside to this wretched sight. What did I do? I walked right over to her, gave her the stink eye and ate all her dog food. (I even snuck a few bites of cat food just for good measure.)
Mom just thought it was absolutely hilarious. She underestimates me. As you could guess from the pic, mom had a heyday with dressing her up. The coat she has on is a real dog coat. I'm not gonna lie, I was a little jealous cause, she did steal my shine for a minute.
However, as for the grand feast that I drooled over for weeks, neither one of us got any. Not even a nibble. So at least I got fair treatment. We ended up staying down to Grammies for 3 days. It was fun but I definitely missed my own bed in my own room where I am not woken up at all hours of the morning by a shivering, wet nosed, little stick. The fart method only worked a couple of times...
I was so tired when we got home, I slept for two days! No joke! Mom came in every couple hours to drag me outside! I was exhausted! I actually found a new napping spot on one of the 'Rent's over sized comforters. They had it laying in the spair bedroom after they unpacked from Grammies. I copped a squat and found it quite relaxing. So relaxing, that I refused to sleep in my actual bed!
Dad went ahead and just laid it on my bed in my room since I had wallered and adorned it with white bulldog hair. Of course mom ended up taking it out of there and moved it to the living room because I wouldn't come out to socialize. So now, I have a new nap spot in the Dining room under the table! Who could ask for more- well I could use some Cheez-Its, a Nylabone, and a chew toy. But for right now, I'm in hog heaven!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

And The Awards Go to....

YES! Its true my friends, Cyrus the Great has prepared an award to my 2 good friends who keep me and my wrinkles going!
Thanks for being great Dog Bloggin Pals!

And The Bull-Buddy, Slobbers of Love Award Goes To:

Mango The Maltese!!!!!
Balboa The French Bulldog!!!!!

This one's for you!

(Anyone else wanna be in my butt wigglin Bull Circle? Drop me a bone or sniff me over sometime!)

Later Dudes!
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